It’s been almost 15 years since a little indie film called Napoleon Dynamite snuck its way into our hearts with its quotable lines and quirky charm. And what better way to appreciate all it’s quotable gems than with some sweet swag. Gosh!

How about you impress all the girls with your coloring skills in this epic coloring book:

Get it for $9 here.

Girls only want boyfriends with great coloring skills.

How flippin’ sweet are these stickers, huh? Makes me wanna stick ’em all over a spiral notebook.

Get them for $8 here.

Guaranteed to look great next to your doodle of a liger.

And what kind of Napoleon fan are you without a Vote For Pedro t-shirt?

Get it for $14 here.

You gotta vote for him. He’s like the only guy in school with a mustache.

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.” This print would look great in pretty much any kitchen, really.

Get it for $16 here.

If chattin’ with chicks all day has you hankerin’ for a dang quesa-dilluh, you can make one on this bangin’ red quesadilla maker.

Get it for $30 here.

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Later, Geeks!