Hey, Geeks! It’s me, Jen P, your friendly neighborhood dorkus mcgorkus. We’re each answering 10 questions about ourselves to give y’all a little peek inside our minds. If you’d like to get to know me a bit better, read on!
1. Why Write?
Because it can’t be helped. It’s a compulsion. I have love in my heart and I want to share it. I have darkness in my heart, and I need to expunge it. There’s no escaping! Embrace the horror that is me.
2. What super power would you have and why?
Mental propulsion, so I could share my ideas and also throw people as far away as possible.
3. What is your Hogwarts House? Why did the Sorting Hat choose that for you?
Slytherin. Because I seek power at the detriment of others. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
4. What are you binging right now? What makes it so good?
WEBTOONS. Siren’s Lament is where it’s at, but Winter Woods, Eggnoid, and Lore Olympus are AMAZING. Download the Webtoons app and get addicted. Sh*t is good. Belee-dat.
5. What is your go-to show?
MY LITTLE PONY. Bitches be keepin’ things happy. Worst thing to happen in Ponyville is some evil overlord who doesn’t know what it means to be besties with an alicorn. He gonna learn tho. That’s how happy ponies do.
6. Who’s your girl idol?
GAMORA. She knows how to love without letting it rule her. She always stands up for herself. She fights for what she believes in. She laughs in the face of defeat. She’s a badass.
7. What book have you read over and over? Why do you keep going back to that one when there are so many books waiting to be read on your shelf?
The Island and The Ring by Laura C. Stevenson and Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. What keeps me coming back is the fantasy/romance. I love love, hidden beneath the guise of adventure. Both of these authors meld that fabulously. Read the books, watch the Miyazaki movie. Honestly, I don’t care, so long as you acknowledge they exist. Tell me what you think in the comments.
8. What movie makes you cry… Every. Single. Time?
UP. I know T. Mack said the same thing, and I don’t even care. Without a doubt, this movie and any reference to it will make me cry. Just watch the most recent seasons of Once Upon a Time. All they have to do is play the music, and I’m sobbing; make a minor reference, and I’m dead. I die when Doug stays even though Carl is mean. I die again when the house lands on the cliff in the perfect spot. I’m not crying. You’re crying. Weak-ass bitch.
9. List your FREE FIVE. (**He knocks on the door and says, “let’s go”; and your husband/boyfriend pre-agreed to simply stand aside and let it happen or record or whatever you kinky freaks are into.)
- Stephen Amell
- Jensen Ackles
- Micahel B Jordan
- Ian Somerhalder
- David Tennant
They’re cute. Don’t try to deny it. Yes, my preference ranges from boy next door, to geek, to villain, to mysterious-eyed troublemaker. I’m pretty flexible. Don’t be a judgy beyotch. I like what I like. Can you list your top 5 in the comments? Doooo it. I WILL comment back. Cute boys are like my all time fave thing to discuss. We’re bonding over this. Get comfortable.
10. What is it about SISTER GEEKS?
These girls are my anchors in the storm. They get my fandoms. They get my cosplay. No judgement. This place is where I come to be me. I LOVE my sisters in geek. Y’all should love us too. If you don’t, I”m JUDGING you.