By Jen P

Okay, so you know how androgenously sexy David Bowie was as Jareth, the Goblin King? Now, you can be too!!! (sock not included)

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How ’bout them leather pants?

Find these faux leather jeans at Neiman Marcus here.

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Get your shirt ruffle on… and vest.

Both from Liquiwork. Shirt here and vest here.

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Fabulous boots to match.

Grab them from Jildor here.

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Here’s a mask very similar to the one he wears in the ballroom scene:

Get it from MessinaStudio here.

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You can even smell like the Goblin King!

Get them from BumbleBoxGifts here.

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Here’s a crystal ball to mystify and amaze:

Get it from moonlightmystiques here.

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The look won’t be complete without the hair. Watch that beautiful mullet fly!

Grab it from BbeautyDesigns here.

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And to perfect that fabulous look, here’s a badass makeup tutorial:

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Oh yeah, don’t forget a gift for the Sarah in your life:

Get the necklace from MissEsAccessories here, and the shirt from MondayGirlApparel here.

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And you can’t be nice to Sarah without your morning cuppa Joe.

Get it from CupOSmut here.

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You can even deck your castle with Labyrinth Swag.

Get the Sarah/Jareth paint splash portrait from VividCity here, the doorknockers from MeadowHawkProps here, and the potted eye lichen from EnvyDolls here.

Now let out your fabulous inner Goblin King, and go get the girl! But no kidnapping. That ain’t cool, man.

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Later, Geeks!