by Ana

Kenzi: [about to climb into a vent]

If this goes Aliens I am Sigourney Weavering out of there.

Lauren: What is it Dyson? A flesh-eater?

Kenzi: Sharknado?!

Dyson: Worse. Mermaids.

Kenzi: Oh my God mermaids! I love mermaids! But like love them.

Dyson: They are the psychopaths of the sea Kenz. “The seas have eyes” is their cultural motto.

Kenzi: I have lied awake at night my entire life thinking of the marvelous merday when I would meet a fin-flapping, seashell-bra wearing Daryl Hannah. Oh my God!

Lauren: They are a rare and fascinating species.

Kenzi: Yeah. They comb their hair with forks!

Dyson: Yeah. Right after they stab you in the face with them. Just before they blow up your ship that’s on route to the new world.

Kenzi: Yeah, but then they sing to us with crabs.

Dyson: No they don’t Kenzi.

~From Lost Girl, Season 4 Episode 10, Waves